The Rest of the Bucks Haikus, in Honor of the NBA Season

Bucks Haikus, Vol. 1

Paul Pressey

Nellie had vision

point forward with long long arms

made him defensive.

Jack Sikma

Buzz cut shoots free throws

One-third of three-headed white

Center, the best one.

Moses Malone

Throwback Jersey “8”

White Goggles goofy looking

He never fouled out.

Brian Winters

A white man’s afro

And dead-eye marksman outside

Lived before the three.

Alvin Robertson

Stole the freakin’ ball

Ten times in one freakin’ game

Domestic abuse.

Ricky Pierce

Sixth man of the year

Like two-hundred times total

Ripped off the Clippers

Larry Krystowiak

From Montana sky

Came a spare average forward

Another white guy

Todd Day

Drafting this psycho

Set the Bucks back seven years

Sidney he wasn’t.

Craig Hodges

Wife set him on fire

Like his jump shots from downtown

He liked to thank God.

John Stroeder

Looked like a trucker

Played like a trucker’s mother

Failed experiment

Sam Cassell

“Won’t pass to T.T.

If he makes more money foo.”

Flak jacket playoffs.

Ray Allen

For Gary Payton

Drives me absolutely nuts

Ray Ray where are you?

Rashard Griffith

Turkish Basketball

Was never the same again

NBA? Never!

Marques Johnson

Sweet moves on the court

From UCLA with drugs

Now an analyst.

Glenn Robinson

The so-called “Big Og”

Won game 5 versus Charlotte

Bucks leading scorer.

(stay tuned for more, plus...Packer haikus? Brewer haikus? The mind boggles.)